At the Carmos Hotel in Madeira, you are heartily encouraged to enjoy your life! Good idea! Okay, let’s start now!

Enjoy your life!

This is the message chosen for the plastic shower cap package. Printed in black, though. No colors. Does that take the sincerity out of the message?

And what about that picture? A lotus? Yes, a muddily-printed black lotus.

I’d expect to see something like this in Asia. Strikes me as odd in Portugal. Even on the semi-tropical island of Madeira.

Shower caps packaged in China? Probably.