Hotel Oddity #55. Mystery Shower Shelf

The shower in Houston's Post Oak Hotel
The shower in Houston's Post Oak Hotel
The shower in Houston’s Post Oak Hotel

The beautiful Post Oak Hotel in Houston has perfectly executed every detail from lobby to rooms, despite the incessant noise from the 610 freeway. Can’t imagine the sound level if I were lower than the 18th floor.

The shower is perfect. Lovely products, excellent hardware, beautiful marble mosaic floor. And note the city-view window!

But what is that little shelf way down at ankle level?

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Hotel Oddity #53. Shower Temperature Gauge

shower temperature gauge

shower temperature gauge
New shower temperature gauge in the NYC Marriott Courtyard Central Park Hotel

Love this new shower temperature gauge in the Marriott Courtyard Central Park Hotel in New York City. It reflects the actual temperature of the water, not what you hope it to be.

The handheld sprayhead is quite nice, too. The bathroom was quite orange, including a whole wall you can see reflected in the sprayhead; but I like orange.

Speaking of reflecting… I had some challenges taking the photo. The first few were definitely NSFW. Too much nudity in the mirror-like finish of the hardware. 

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Hotel Oddity #52 — Millennium Biltmore security lapse

Millennium Biltmore security lapse

Millennium Biltmore security lapse
Millennium Biltmore security lapse

I wrote about this ages ago, way back in Hotel Oddity #6, but back then the idiotic installation was in the Miami Radisson Mart Plaza Hotel. I thought it was a unique display of incompetence, a one-off, a singular example of the Peter Principle, combined with management negligence. And look! Here it is again!

Millennium Biltmore security lapse in Los Angeles hotel

This time at the historic Millennium Biltmore Los Angeles, the art deco beauty whose lobby is a show set and whose rooms are pretty ordinary. Our room wasn’t ordinary though. At least I hope not. Could all the rooms have “security” like this?

Need I point out the upside-down installation of the chain receptacle? It doesn’t matter if the door has other security measures, a deadbolt for example, because a guest may choose to use the chain and not the deadbolt, believing himself secure. (No comments on the insufficiency of that particular guest…)

The Millennium Biltmore security lapse does not take away from the beauty and drama of its downstairs lobby and rooms. It’s definitely worth a visit. But management? Would you please fix this?

Millennium Biltmore security lapse
Millennium Biltmore, Los Angeles

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Hotel Oddity #51. Enjoy your life!

Enjoy your life! Hotel oddity

Enjoy your life! Hotel oddity
Exuberant advice for a shower cap packet.

At the Carmos Hotel in Madeira, you are heartily encouraged to enjoy your life! Good idea! Okay, let’s start now!

Enjoy your life!

This is the message chosen for the plastic shower cap package. Printed in black, though. No colors. Does that take the sincerity out of the message?

And what about that picture? A lotus? Yes, a muddily-printed black lotus.

I’d expect to see something like this in Asia. Strikes me as odd in Portugal. Even on the semi-tropical island of Madeira.

Shower caps packaged in China? Probably.

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Hotel Oddity #50. Whose clothes are in the bed?

Clothes left in hotel bed?

Clothes left in hotel bed?
Ew! What’s that in my bed?!

It’s my birthday, and we’re on the road, as usual. This time it’s an okay low-budget hotel in Anchorage. Our plan for a nice dinner was dashed due to the limited nearby options.

(At the diner with the best potential: “What’s best here?” “Well, we serve breakfast all day.” I can take a hint.)

After “breakfast,” I’m about to watch a film in bed, laptop on my lap. Bob says he’ll watch it with me, move over.

“Get on the other side,” I suggest lazily.

“No, move over,” he insists.

So I do. And under the covers, I feel something soft and loose. Something that doesn’t belong in a freshly pulled-back hotel bed.

Squeamish, I leap out of the bed, disgusted. “Ew, they didn’t change the linens! Someone’s left clothes in the bed! I have to call…”

I reach for the phone and Bob bursts out laughing.

“Look again,” he says. “It’s your birthday present!”

Yes, a dress. Beautiful. Funny. And so much more fun than tearing open wrapping paper.

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Hotel oddity #49 – Bedside control

Bedside control - hotel oddity

Bedside control - hotel oddity
Bedside control

Can you read this?
I love bedside controls, but this one was tricky. The buttons were small, the text tiny, icons obscure. Who designed this remote?

Bedside control

Did they think about the fact that my contacts might be out? My glasses off? Reading glasses out of reach?

Otherwise, we love the Shangri-la in Singapore. We even appreciate the idea of this remote.

Great convenience in theory!

In practice… needs work!

Shangri-La is better at delightful room surprises.

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Hotel Oddity #48. Shangri-la tea

Shangri-La tea at the Shangri-La Hotel, Singapore.

Shangri-La tea at the Shangri-La Hotel, Singapore.
The basket beckons at Shangri-La hotel, Singapore.

This intriguing basket was waiting in our room when we checked into the Shangri-La hotel in Singapore. It had been a long journey for us and our heads were spinning. We didn’t know quite what we wanted. Sleep? Food? Drink? A walk?

Shangri-La tea at the Shangri-La Hotel, Singapore.
Too tired to make tea?

The Shangri-La knew exactly what we wanted. Jasmine tea! The insulated basket contained a large pot of hot tea, which turned out to be just what we needed.

Shangri-La tea at the Shangri-La Hotel, Singapore.
The pot is large, full, and hot.

Shangri-La tea

Shangri-La tea, famous world-round, is a delightful hidden surprise in guests’ rooms upon arrival. I like that the beautiful presentation requires exploration. The reward is in the discovery.

And in case we should consider a run, there was a handy jogger’s map, too.

Shangri-La tea at the Shangri-La Hotel, Singapore; plus, a jogger's map on a lanyard.
The Shangri-La hotel provides a handy jogger’s map.

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Four Seasons Hotel Perfection—Hotel Oddity #47

At the Four Seasons Sultanahmet, a beautiful presentation of raki, the local anise liquor, to which water is added.

A flashlight on hand at the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.
A flashlight on hand at the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.

What has the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul not thought of? I’ve already written about its coffee delivered with wake-up call, a practice worthy of its own little post by thiefhunters. There was so much more.

Four Seasons Hotel perfection

The flashlight was a nice touch. The bedside drawer was ajar when we arrived to alert us to the availability and location of the flashlight, which rested on fleur-des-lis drawer liner to match the fleur-des-lis rug. Never mind that we all have flashlights built into our smartphones. But… is the Four Seasons hinting to frequent power outages? Or do they know that a flashlight beam makes it so much easier to find a dropped contact?

Four Seasons Sultanahmet
Espresso ready any time in my room at the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.

Instead of the old Mr. Coffee, our room had an espresso machine. When we had our coffee in the afternoon, it was accompanied by a sampler of perfect baklava which had appeared on our table.

The fruit bowl was particularly beautiful with its luscious appealing bounty. Even more so was the plate of fat fresh figs we received later.

At the Four Seasons Sultanahmet, ave your coffee with luscious baklava, delivered in the afternoon. We also got a bowl of exquisite fresh figs.
Have your coffee with luscious baklava, delivered in the afternoon. We also got a bowl of exquisite fresh figs.

Breakfast in the gazebo-like greenhouse in the hotel’s courtyard was simply the best. The choices, the quality, the ambiance, the service, were all top notch. There were gorgeous local cheeses paired with a variety of golden honeycombs, wonderful olives, Turkish simit, the sesame-covered bagel-like bread.

In the bar we had a variety of unique cocktails, traditional Turkish tea, and raki, the aniseed-flavored Turkish liqueur, similar to the better-known ouzo. The presentation of all the drinks was just… perfect.

The breakfast gazebo in the courtyard of the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.
The breakfast gazebo in the courtyard of the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.

A flashlight on hand at the Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.
Tea in the bar at Four Seasons Sultanahmet in Istanbul.

Beautiful presentation of raki, the local anise liquor, to which water is added.

Beautiful presentation of raki, the local anise liquor, to which water is added.

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Wake-up call — Hotel Oddity #46

Four Seasons wakeup call comes with coffee delivered to your door.

Four Seasons wakeup call comes with coffee delivered to your door.
Four Seasons wakeup call comes with coffee delivered to your door.

Four Seasons wake-up call: great morning!

I recently had the great fortune to stay in the Four Seasons Hotel in Istanbul’s Sultanahmet district. The hotel is perfect. And, you know, I stay in a lot of hotels. A lot of good hotels, too. Rarely do I find perfection. Granted, perfection is expensive.

Requesting a 5 a.m. wake-up call, I was told there’d be coffee at my door when the phone rang. Wow! Wonderful! The concierge, a young man, said that Four Seasons had held a contest last year: what can we do to be different, beyond expectations, really stand out? Something like that. Coffee-with-wake-up-call was his submission. He said—proudly—that it’s now a practice at all Four Seasons Hotels. I’ll confirm that after my next stay at a Four Seasons.

At five o’clock in the morning the phone rang. A real human said good morning. And on a table outside my door, as promised, I found a tray with a cozy-covered thermos of coffee and to-go cups. All this in addition to the fact that the room contained a nifty espresso machine. Brilliant.

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