Adult: “Nice dog. What’s his name?”
“Thermidore.”
“Hi Sermidore! Good dog!”
“THERmidore,” child enunciates.
“Oh, SIR Midore,” adult says. “An honorable dog.”
“No, Ther-mi-dore.”
“Shake, Sirmidore!”
“Are you thick?” The boy is disgusted.
“No, it’s just an allergy.”
CUTE BOY!!!